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You Will Be Missed, It’s Gonna Suck Without You - Funny Retirement Card. A vintage-inspired retirement or moving greeting card. A silly little (slightly) deceptive message: you suck?
No...You will be missed, it’s gonna suck without you.
Occasions to celebrate with this card: • retirement card • moving card • goodbye card Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Retirement, Moving, Goodbye Card (funny)

$6.00Price
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